Boobs suck because boobs hurt. Randomly. When you least expect it. It doesn't matter if you let them be free or strap them down under multiple layers of sports bras, they will still be whiny little bitches.
If all the parts of the female body were actually different female personalities, boobs would be the high-maintenance, New Jersey girls.
(Oh yeah. I went there...)
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I can't wait for Lesson 2.
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